Stalker Version 2.0
Ah well, you know you're getting popular when you have supposedly* straight, same-sex psychotic stalkers.
johnnysan is just becoing repetitive and not even original with his insults so he's blocked now. He also has some new pictures which show he definitely has been a heavy drinker all his life and since most of his writings are done while under the influence (a brief view of his blog clearly shows the worrying tendency to stalk, in particular he seems to have a fetish for young Japanese women, notice how "extensive" his neighbourhood is). He also writes depressingly bad and (depressed too) "poetry". Mostly about how lonely and broken he is from what sense I can make of it.
He has also referenced me to "A poison tree" (in comments elsewhere which have since been taken down by the owner of the blog they were posted on) a poem by Blake, which again shows clear signs of stalker tendencies (obsessive internal fantasy life focussing on vengeful death of the perceived hated individual).
It seems Johh is either going through a pretty severe mid-life crisis where his obsession for wanting to have sex with young, pretty and Japanese girls is spiralling a bit out of control due to his excessive drinking and probable other drug use, or else he is a really worrying psychopath on the verge of going over the edge.
Either way, not good. You read it here first people. Don't go getting all surprised when you read about him in the newspapers. Hopefully it will not be alongside a grainy shot of some unfortunate Japanese schoolgirl.
Though I suppose every minute he spends planning my ritualised death whilst abusing himself in varied ways is another minute I prevent him from stalking some adolescent Japanese schoolgirl, so in the balance, it's all for the greater good. Besides...I may eventually feature in some Haiku-esque death poem at some point. Written by a drunk, possibly semi-suicidal stalker. Yay. Big time, here I come.
UPDATE: Looks like Johnny either jumped off that ledge or was pushed by the people at Vox for general spammage, since his Paiku** filled "blog" page no longer exists.
Score
Stalkers: 0 Me: 2
* I say supposedly because I find his constant reference to homosexuality in his insults a little telling, in the vein of thou protesteth too much mylady...
** Paiku - That's sort of like a Haiku but it induces a strong urge to puke.
Comments
Ew, how terrible. I had a roomate who only dated much younger girls who could not speak English - he would take advantage of them and steal their purses. Makes me ill. How awful.
Good about the block function. Does your planet have a real life version of that? (Ideally as a remote to be carried around)? It would be great if it detected creeps too!
Wow. And this was your room-mate?!?! Jeez. What are people you don't hang around regularly with like?? serial killers? :) :)
As for your remote idea....I mentioned a similar concept once to a guy at work. Namely my disturbing lack of superpowers, specifically a disintegrator ray function. To which he said "yeah...but would you get lonely all alone on the planet after a while?" It seems he understood my tendency to zap first and ask questions later. But he didn't expect me to have planned ahead. Which I had. I replied that me and the other six super-hot women left would get along just fine thank you.
For the record, Johnny has been blocked because ultimately he's boring and posts fucktarded insults (some of which (but not all) have been deleted).
I also tended to ignore them mostly but have replied to the ones I have left displayed. I'm all for freedom until your freedoms begin to affect my life or my time. Replying to his boring insults would be a boring waste of time, so he's blocked. Posting about him however is entertaining to me so not a waste of time. As for the gay marriage thing...well...dunno about the reliability of statistics. Personally I don't agree with adoption by gay couples simply because it seems more likely to generate imprints that will be problematic for the child later in life, that said, possibly a couple of gay parents of the same sex might well be better than some institutionalised orphanage, however as a general rule, the orphanage should NOT be the cesspit of crappness that most of them are and hence, as a rule, adoption by gay couples should not be an improvement for the orphan. In theory. In practice, I really don't know or have enough data to form an opinion.
As for marriage....as a condition accepted by a religion, if that religion refuses to recognise marriage between same sex partners that's just the way it is. If we are talking about the legal implications (excepting adoption as described above) from a civil contract point of view, then i see no problem with allowing consenting adults to make whatever "union" they want with whomever they want. It would be a civil union and not a "sanctified" (by whatever religious authority we are assuming presides over it) marriage as defined by a religion. So I don't see there is an actual issue.
uki is cool and my own views are about as anarchist as they get. If you are interested in that then i suggest you read Lysander Spooner's natural law essay.
It's all the "politics" I've ever needed or agreed with and it's only about 8 pages of a4 paper if you print it.
Getting new points of view is always a good thing.
BORING!
The best is that of course each stalker usually bring "controversy" and "strife" resulting in more stalkers...it's viral I tell you.
Maybe I should become even more famous and write a new marketing book. I'm tentatively thinking of a catchy title like: Selling air to the mentally challenged for fame-bringing internet air time! How could it fail!? Instant hit I think we can all agree....
second of all, why, you want to come spend your money?
third of all, boring!
wait how do you block people?? cause i'm thinking i might have to do that...right about NOW!
I'm with Ellie with the anti-troll/stalker thing
And I'm just here because Johnnyidontknowwho made a comment about this is my blog...
hehe, i am not yet sure ken fits the profile of a classic troll. I see you PMed me so i'll read that and reply there probably.
I like your style though.
wow.
ken is a busy guy apparently...see the thing is I'd have to actually read a lot more of his comments all over the palce to make my mind up in the correct way (overwhelming scientific evidence) however this would take time, a commodity i tend to use for important stuff in my life and ken really does not feature as that in my life. What I did see however is that he actually apologised in a couple of cases directly to the people he offended. That goes a long way for me towards making me believe ken is more likely the product of severe redneck inbreeding/mentality than an active conscious troller. And fact is...people like that need to be exposed to the real world as much as possible, it's the only way they will evolve into more tollerating (and more tollerable too) persons. Which is kinda the whole point. Either that or we really have to kill all the stupid ones. And do you have any idea how many rotting bodies that will leave lying around?
Blocking people is easy. Just hover your mouse over their logo on a comment and select "block". I have used it only very infrequently, but sometimes it's necessary.
OH sorry, I misread that, and apologies to ken!! You were talkinga bout johnnysan the stalker boy par-exellance... wow.
It seems I was right all along...he's going off the deep-end.
Again, sorry ken, I still think you're a redneck, (which isn't necessarily a bad thing per se either) but not an active stalker or troller.
I'm getting confused with all the damn freaks here :) :)
Ken is actually the only trollish person I have met on Vox (apart from some nutter who posted about 20 comments on random posts on one night and then was never seen again). I just don't have the right magnetism or whatever.
You too? Jesus...what the fuck is UP with this guy...I am picturing him stopping random strangers in the street to bitch to them about me as well...
Oh well...like I said...you all read it here first. When you read about him in the news you can all say you could see it coming!
You know...I'd be happy to pass on johnny-boy to you if you want him. I won't even charge you. Or maybe you could take one of my soon-to-be-released seminars for the low, low, price of £9.48 "How to attract your very own army of stalkers, drunks, trolls and psychos for fun and profit"
I'm a natural at it apparently.
Me and you are freaks together. Now, I now my mamma did not come from Mars! Nor Dad neither (what the fuck would a Martian want in Birmingham, cesspit of the Midlands!). So dunno what he is whittering about.
I'm just amazed at the fucktardation quotient of the guy. What the FUCK does his stalking behaviour and drunk ass have to do with ANY of you people? It's just weird he would post on all these strangers' blogs about whatever issues he may have with me. Why would anyone normal even DO that? It's weirdly entertaining in a way, but I do feel a little bad that my post seems to have sent him into a weird spawning of his stalkerism all over random strangers' blogs. Sorry neighbours, but then I had no way of knowing his deranged mind would come up with such a "cunning plan".
I envsion his next plan will see him printing defamatory fliers and giving them out outside busy train station entrances.
Well that's sort of my point, but I think the only retard here is Johnny. My neighbours are just letting me know he's posting weirdo messages on their blogs too, which is fair enough.
He is like the boring drunk in the bar, the boring guy you meet outside the supermarket or who sits next to you on the bus. Just an annoying part of life but ultimately unavoidable.
I don't really want to comment on most of the other sycophants who post, save that description.
Ok sycophant number 749.
Your views have been noted.
Thank you for your comment
:)
Also, might I mention that it was really creepy that he wrote our Hostess friend a haiku.
G, i think you're a jerk sometimes, but i can handle it because i like [smart] assholes like you, but this bitch Jhonny-san-whatever is creeping the shit out of my robot-self.
Thanks Robo. Coming from a [smart] bitch like yourself your comment actually touched me. :) Seriously though, thanks, and yeah I know what you mean, I can be a bastard, but it weeds out the thin-skinned retards right? :)
Johnny IS creepy. So yeah, this whole thing is kind of funny and dumb, but in a way I am kinda glad all this just sort of "outed" him for the stalkerish weirdo he really is.
This johnnysan guy put a comment on one of my public blog entries as a way to try to still communicate with you. I already deleted the message and sent him a comment informing him of how rude and childish it was for him to post such bs on my blog.
Thanks for letting me know. Sorry about his rude, psychotic, stalkerish ass, but there was no way I could predict he would go off the deep end in that particular way.
At this rate though he will eventually either be blocked by all of Vox and/or be picked up by the appropriate authorities in due course. Here's hoping that's gonna be the men in white coats and not the cops after he really loses it...
hahahah, well he's far, far, away besides it's not like it would be a challenge, have you seen what he looks like? He's like a pudgy, overweight drunk.
Of course if he really does masturbate obsessively to rape fantasies of Japanese schoolgirls then it really would be best if he was taken off-planet and spaced out of an airlock. But I'll settle for him being sectioned and drugged into a coma before he carries out any of those fantasies.
I don't like fishing as a hobby or sport, but goddamn I seem to have hooked a drunken, dilated pupil sporting rapist.
hahaha, yes he's "witty" like that. Much like a drunken lobotomised lemur on crack.
So far no reply. [That is all I have to say and I don't want anymore trollers on my blog. I don't know either G or Johnnyson.]
I was just reading the Coulter trainwreck post on Ken's blog - I especially like how not even one of the three seems to understand how to link to someone's page.
Fair enough. Personally I think if I could take the time off and have the cash to take ken for a trip of about a year around the world and drop him into situations i have experienced personally and so on, he might yet turn out ok. Of course i don't have unlimited funds and even less, unlimited time.
Besides, like you said, he only expresses his thoughts. Which are sometimes so fucked up they might offend some people, but that's more their issue than ken's to a certain extent.
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Yeah. Johnnyboy. What a fucking lunatic. Oh well. Maybe the world is a little safer now that so many people know he's a freak.
Hahahahaha!
You said it girl.
Laugh your ass right off for a while. After all, you deserve it, in some way you were the origin of all this you know :)
Man, I wonder if he's still out there, spamming random strangers. i'd guess he has to move to myspace next...not that I have a myspace page...but that wouldn't seem to be relevant to him apparently...
@8:00 taking a shit in my japanese toilet P.S. G is toxic substance
@8:15 wiping my ass with rice paper. P.S. G is a disease.
@9:00 stalking WH on fake Vox account. P.S. Hate on drummerboy and G.
Now that's a frustrating routine.
BWAHAHAHHA!!
The sad thing is I can totally see that happening!!